The Department of Information

the department of information is a racing red train
clickity clack! clickity clack!
with swami communication of coffee table instructions
unclear grey a baboon hug

embrace that mystery kumquat whimsy
frustrations unclear in a grey area swim
of whiny thug snuggles
as the engine chugs & cuddles
with a kiss of programming & outreach systemwide
clickity clack! clickity clack!

those amazing black information pickles
to encircle area frustration
when whingeing a ninja in a groovy purple shirt
made of kangaroo threads
in spider your defense

& down down down
into the minotaur web
like a library of misinformation
the cuckoo’s swim of
the department of information goes
clickity clack! clickity clack!